Subject: Balgobin versus Teacher; stress reliever

TEACHER: Balgobin, why are you doing your math sums on the floor?

BALGOBIN: You told me to do it without using tables!

TEACHER: Why are you late?

BALGOBIN: Because of the sign.

TEACHER: What sign?

BALGOBIN: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

TEACHER: Balgobin, how do you spell "crocodile"?

BALGOBIN: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"

TEACHER: No, that's wrong

BALGOBIN: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?

BALGOBIN: "HIJKLMNO"!!

TEACHER: What are you talking about?

BALGOBIN: Yesterday you said it's H to O!

TEACHER: Balgobin, go to the map and find North America.

BALGOBIN: Here it is!

TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?

CLASS: Balgobin!

TEACHER: Balgobin, name one important thing we have today that we didn't

have ten years ago.

BALGOBIN: Me!

TEACHER: Balgobin, why do you always get so dirty?

BALGOBIN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

BALGOBIN: Dad, can you write in the dark?

FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?

BALGOBIN: Your name on this report card.

TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?

BALGOBIN: Don't bite any.

TEACHER: Balgobin, give me a sentence starting with "I".

BALGOBIN: I is...

TEACHER: No, Balgobin. Always say, "I am."

BALGOBIN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"

BALGOBIN: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same

time."

BALGOBIN: Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?

FATHER: No. Why do you ask that?

BALGOBIN: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?

TEACHER: What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one

is blue with red spots!

BALGOBIN: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at

home.

TEACHER: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him,what

virtue would I be showing?

BALGOBIN: Brotherly love?

TEACHER: Now, Balgobin, tell me frankly do you say grace before meals?

BALGOBIN: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

TEACHER: Balgobin, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your

brother's. Did you copy his?

BALGOBIN: No, teacher, it's the same dog!