Subject: Balgobin versus Teacher; stress reliever
TEACHER: Balgobin, why are you doing your math sums on the floor?
BALGOBIN: You told me to do it without using tables!
TEACHER: Why are you late?
BALGOBIN: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
BALGOBIN: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
TEACHER: Balgobin, how do you spell "crocodile"?
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
BALGOBIN: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
BALGOBIN: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
TEACHER: Balgobin, go to the map and find North America.
BALGOBIN: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
TEACHER: Balgobin, name one important thing we have today that we didn't
have ten years ago.
TEACHER: Balgobin, why do you always get so dirty?
BALGOBIN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
BALGOBIN: Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?
BALGOBIN: Your name on this report card.
TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
BALGOBIN: Don't bite any.
TEACHER: Balgobin, give me a sentence starting with "I".
BALGOBIN: I is...
TEACHER: No, Balgobin. Always say, "I am."
BALGOBIN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
BALGOBIN: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same
BALGOBIN: Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
FATHER: No. Why do you ask that?
BALGOBIN: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?
TEACHER: What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one
is blue with red spots!
BALGOBIN: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at
TEACHER: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him,what
virtue would I be showing?
BALGOBIN: Brotherly love?
TEACHER: Now, Balgobin, tell me frankly do you say grace before meals?
BALGOBIN: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
TEACHER: Balgobin, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your
brother's. Did you copy his?
BALGOBIN: No, teacher, it's the same dog!